Pubdate: Sun, 08 Jul 2012
Source: Tampa Tribune (FL)
Copyright: 2012 The Tribune Co.
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Author: Leonard Martino

REEFER MADNESS

The discovery of a face-eating "marijuana monster" in Miami calls for 
an about-face for all of those calling for legalizing this lethal 
weed. We are surely in danger of facing an epidemic of cannibalistic 
potheads any day now. This medical freak case is lead-pipe proof that 
the reefer madness warnings should have been heeded way back in the 1930s.

Of course, maybe the millions of users and ex-users who wound up 
eating all the potato chips and ice cream during attacks of the 
munchies were really thinking - if that is possible under this 
heinous drug - that they were eating somebody's face or maybe even a 
dead baby. This kind of thing never happens under the influence of 
alcohol or any other intoxicant.

This is clear proof that all of those dangerous potheads should be 
locked up right now. They might make the plot of "Night of the Living 
Dead" look like child's play.

Leonard Martino

Tampa
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