Pubdate: Fri, 23 Feb 2007
Source: Northern Iowan (U of Northern IA, IA Edu)
Copyright: 2007 Northern Iowan
Contact:  http://fp.uni.edu/northia
Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/4290
Author: Kirk Muse
Referenced: http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v07.n214.a09.html

LOSING THE SUBSTANCE WAR

I'm writing about Tristan Abott's thoughtful oped: "Humans warring
with substances" (2-20-07).

Since it is common knowledge that many marijuana users use toilet
paper rolls to smoke their evil weed, we must criminalize toilet
paper. For our own good and protection, of course.

Kirk Muse
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