Pubdate: Sun, 08 Apr 2001 Source: Duncan News Leader (CN BC) Copyright: 2001 Duncan News Leader Contact: http://www.duncannewsleader.com Details: http://www.mapinc.org/media/1314 Author: Murray Sager Bookmark: http://www.mapinc.org/youth.htm (Youth) Referenced: http://www.mapinc.org/drugnews/v01/n648/a09.html LETTER OF THE DAY Ah yes: the world unfolding as ordained by the RCMP. In the most unsophisticated plot imaginable, a sniffer dog and his flak-jacketed, milk-fed, wholesome boy-wonder handler arrive in sunny Duncan. Gosh says the Sergeant., "what shall we do with the wonder-team? " Sniff sniff sniff and surprise surprise, administrators and parents, right on cue want the hero and his trusty sidekick sniffing up and down the halls of academe. Quelle horreur: they are turned away the first time, but never fear, rejected yet determined, the intrepid twosome meet with the school superintendent and after explaining the party line the super agrees to re-open the debate ( yikes, wonder boy and dog were almost unemployed...!) Actually I can't imagine a constable ever getting within sniffing distance of an interview with a school superintendent, but then, times change. Who directs this nonsense? Does a constable from nowhere or this community initiate programs in schools? And when will that critical little bit of fine print about search warrants be answered? The newspaper article coyly brought it up and then gently slid off into irrelevancy. Murray Sager - --- MAP posted-by: GD